04 3 / 2013
04 3 / 2013
Jim’ll Paint It
Dear Jim,
Please paint me Moby throwing ninja stars at a melancholic badger whilst eating a Papa John’s Pizza in Lidl in Shrewsbury. Moby is wearing an Admiral England shirt, Bermuda shorts and 18-hole DMs. The badger is sat in Spielberg’s directors chair and smoking a pipe.
Thanks
Postrockowl
04 3 / 2013
WTF, Evolution?
Go home. You’re drunk.
“I think I may have made some animals last night.”
“Oh, I’m sure you didn’t.”
“Then why do I have ‘variable neon slug’ written on my hand? Oh god, what does that even mean?”
27 9 / 2012
Sad YouTube
Amazing compendium of sad, wistful comments on YouTube.
“I never know of this song until i saw the movie. When it kicked in at the end…i broke down. Mainly becausei totally identified with family heartache in the movie. It was pretty much how my dad my bro and myself have been. It breaks my heart but at the same time fills me with hope that my bro will get in touch again . If you are reading this….i love you jonny.”
- ryanxboxlive, “The National - About Today (Warrior Version)”
08 8 / 2012
People Dying Like Marion Cotillard. French stunner’s hammy exit from the Batman franchise replicated ad nauseam by the plebs.
